Happy Birthday

it was recently my grandma’s 99th birthday and my brother’s 47.

we’re all getting older by the minute and the promises of life seem further away.


  • always update late at night
  • the updates will always work on first try
  • nothing can go wrong and nothing will go wrong. ever.
  • keep coffee handy - perfection breeds exhaustion
  • the amount of silence in the room is proportional to your success
  • an unupdated computers is an unbroken computers
  • ignore the problems and they will go away
  • backing up only brings unintended consequences