What the trying moment was in my life that caused me to type my feelings into facebook is unimportant. However, that facebook saw fit to add a smiley face emoji into it is.

With that came the final realizations that facebook just wasn’t into me. That they were really only after my data and how much money I could bring in for them. In fact, it’s not even like they were trying to make this relationship work. I invested my whole being into it and what? They just tried to adjust their algorithms to better suit my needs?


If ol’ Zuckerberg had really cared he would have liked me himself. Bah. Nuts to him is what I say.

My friends? Well, hopefully they’ll find me–I’m all over the internet like some kind of terrible STD.